Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·2 days ago

AARP 130 Over 130

…We’ll Get Back to You —

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AARP 130 Over 130

AARP 130 Over 130

…We’ll Get Back to You

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 27

Quiz: McRib or Pfizer Vax Ingredient

Hands on your buzzers, people! —

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Quiz: McRib or Pfizer Vax Ingredient

Image from totallybomb

Quiz: McRib or Pfizer Vax Ingredient

Hands on your buzzers, people!

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 11

Did Moose and Squirrel’s Nemesis, Boris and Natasha, Get On Wrong Side…

Don't Go Russian To Conclusions For Suspects —

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Did Moose and Squirrel’s Nemesis, Boris and Natasha, Get On Wrong Side of Putin?

Did Moose and Squirrel’s Nemesis, Boris and Natasha, Get On Wrong Side…

Don't Go Russian To Conclusions For Suspects

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Published in From the Desk of the Nerd Legion

·Apr 7

Haiku: Piers Morgan Picks Winner, Smith Vs Rock

And, The Winner is…

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Haiku: Piers Morgan Picks Winner, Smith Vs Rock

Haiku: Piers Morgan Picks Winner, Smith Vs Rock

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 1

Man Bites Dog

Some people will do anything to get on… —

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Man Bites Dog

Man Bites Dog

Some people will do anything to get on…

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Mar 25

Krispe Kremlin and 11 Other New Names If Russia Nationalizes US Companies

Just Putin These Out There —

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Krispe Kremlin and 11 Other New Names If Russia Nationalizes US Companies

Krispe Kremlin and 11 Other New Names If Russia Nationalizes US Companies

Just Putin These Out There

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Published in From the Desk of the Nerd Legion

·Feb 27

Holy Torch Song Trilogy! Harvey Fierstein to Play Batman

Holy Torch Song Trilogy! Harvey Fierstein to Play Batman Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christain Bale, Ben Affleck, Robert Pattinson and next up… Harvey Fierstein. …

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Holy Torch Song Trilogy! Harvey Fierstein to Play Batman

Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Feb 19

Maybe If I Unplug It Then Plug It In Again?

Works on my toaster… maybe it’ll work for… —

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Maybe If I Unplug It Then Plug It In Again?

Written by Paul Lander, Illustrated by Dan McConnell

Maybe If I Unplug It Then Plug It In Again?

Works on my toaster… maybe it’ll work for…

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Feb 5

Cartoon: Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon/Six Feet of Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon’s still something to sneeze at… just further away!

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Cartoon: Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon/Six Feet of Kevin Bacon

Cartoon: Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon/Six Feet of Kevin Bacon

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Published in From the Desk of the Nerd Legion

·Jan 17

Cartoon: Maybe If I Unplug It and Plug It In Again, It’ll…

Written by: Paul Lander

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Cartoon: Maybe If I Unplug It and Plug It In Again, It’ll Fix This Mess

Cartoon: Maybe If I Unplug It and Plug It In Again, It’ll…

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Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is a TV comedy write/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, etc.

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