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Paul Lander

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The Up and Down and Up and Down Jones

Moodys to change name to Surlys

Mar 26

The Up and Down and Up and Down Jones

Mar 26

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Purr-fect Sleepers

And you wonder why we don’t cuddle anymore

Oct 2, 2024

Purr-fect Sleepers

Oct 2, 2024

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Everyone Loves A Parade

The morning after? Not so much

Nov 21, 2023

Everyone Loves A Parade

Nov 21, 2023

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Essential Books to Impress Anyone Who Finds Your Lost Kindle 2.0

The Education of Henry Adams — Henry Adams: If you just put one book from Modern Library’s all-time best nonfiction list on your Kindle…

May 8, 2021

Essential Books to Impress Anyone Who Finds Your Lost Kindle 2.0

May 8, 2021

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Give me an F, Give me a U

What’s that spell?

1d ago

Give me an F, Give me a U

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Hegseth Pleads the Fifth… of Jack

Hegseth: I’ll drink to that!

3d ago

Hegseth Pleads the Fifth… of Jack

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Trump Threatens Countries With Bankruptcy

Nothing closes a casino faster than putting the word Trump in its name

Apr 23

Trump Threatens Countries With Bankruptcy

Apr 23

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Taylor Swift v. Not So Swift

Kanye tries to give Taylor a bad rap

Apr 16

Taylor Swift v. Not So Swift

Apr 16

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Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Of Jim Beam?

Then a job as Secretary of Defense might be for you!

Apr 11

Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Of Jim Beam?

Apr 11

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Lil X Marks the Spot

Wonder with tariffs if he’s now Lil XIII

Apr 7

Lil X Marks the Spot

Apr 7

Paul Lander

Paul Lander

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, etc.

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