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Paul Lander

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Purr-fect Sleepers

And you wonder why we don’t cuddle anymore

Oct 2

Purr-fect Sleepers

Oct 2

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Everyone Loves A Parade

The morning after? Not so much

Nov 21, 2023

Everyone Loves A Parade

Nov 21, 2023

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From the Desk of the Nerd Legion

Essential Books to Impress Anyone Who Finds Your Lost Kindle 2.0

The Education of Henry Adams — Henry Adams: If you just put one book from Modern Library’s all-time best nonfiction list on your Kindle…

May 8, 2021

Essential Books to Impress Anyone Who Finds Your Lost Kindle 2.0

May 8, 2021

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Doctor Funny

Bluesky, Nothing But Bluesky

Breaking up with an X can set you all a Twitter.

9h ago

Bluesky, Nothing But Bluesky

9h ago

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Doctor Funny

MAGA = Making Asteroids Great Again

You can’t spell asteroids without an A, an S and another S

3d ago

MAGA = Making Asteroids Great Again

3d ago

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Check Mates

And the winner is…

Nov 12

Check Mates

Nov 12

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Enquiring Minds Want To Know

How much to hitch a ride on Nessie?

Nov 8

Enquiring Minds Want To Know

Nov 8

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Mr. Bill/Mr. Never Pays His Bills

Oooooooooh, noooooooo….

Nov 2

Mr. Bill/Mr. Never Pays His Bills

Nov 2

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Moose and Squirrel on Line One

‘Dah’ or ‘nyet’ on line two

Oct 29

Moose and Squirrel on Line One

Oct 29

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Suckers and Losers

Who’s lying? You decide.

Oct 25

Suckers and Losers

Oct 25

Paul Lander

Paul Lander

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, etc.

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